Saw this while out running errands! :D
Biscuit makes me spray him repeatedly in the face with water, every morning, otherwise he won’t let me get ready for work.
That exciting feeling you get when a friend you haven’t talked to in a while wants to hang out but then never makes plans or texts you
(Source: tittyminaj, via tyleroakley)
i laughed at this for ten minutes omg
I cntat bre athe
When I was a kid I liked the Salvation Army and their little bell ringers. Then I learned they were douchebags. :|